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Screw Demotivational Poster


TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?


TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am
Not entirely screwed if you own a sh**gun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm
Good lord, what is that?


JUST GIVE UP. - It's Okay, No One Blames You.


TAGS: l4d zombie screwed witch
Rating: 2.52/5
mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 4:04 pm
/sv_cheats 1 /god 1 nuf said
Anonymous2 - January 20, 2010, 11:51 pm
All they want to do is eat your brains. They're not unreasonable, no one wants to eat your eyes...


ITT TECH -


TAGS: tech cat screwdriver wytch
Rating: 3.71/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm
I trust him more than I do the creeps at Best Buy.


SCREW THE DOG - It's my wife you better worry about ...


TAGS: screw dog worry about wife
Rating: 4.61/5

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rerun - February 16, 2012, 7:28 pm

That is why it's best to never date in the workplace.


TOTALLY SCREWED - Did you ever get the feeling that it was going to be a really bad day ?


TAGS: toatally screwed bad day
Rating: 4.77/5

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ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 11:52 pm
Only when you put up a poster. Heh, heh, heh.


SCREWED -


TAGS: surfer wave screwed
Rating: 3.96/5

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GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 11:35 am
Preach my Brother, Preach it!! "5 oh, f*ck, not again's"


IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS -


TAGS: arabian oil gas screw
Rating: 4.72/5

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Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 7:16 am
Wait you actually believe that ? Have you ever considered that maybe we don't want your democracy or "freedom". Besides it is very wrong to call all arabs muslim, we're not. Your soldiers are here for many reasons. Our democracy is not one of them.
raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:11 am
Drill here, drill now and let the Muslims die for their own democracy.
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:47 am
were paying $1.48 australian over here, which going by the exchange rates, is about $1.57 US
Hawamleh - April 21, 2011, 8:22 am
Companies are screwing us EH-rabs too... 3.5$ or so a liter here in arab land..
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:35 pm
*so-ciety
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:34 pm
But wait, Mooooooooooooooooooooooo. Didn't ya hear the news: an armed society is a po-lite so-city! But of course, so is a civilized society. *slaps knee melodramatically, scaring his nearest cat*
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:27 pm
Solution? More guns/arm everyone.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 10:56 pm
Awwwww...ICE found a problem that guns can't solve......(sadface)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 10:38 pm
Why don't you two just swap spit already, sheesh.
crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 9:26 pm
Eh-rabs. LOL!
Sean - April 20, 2011, 9:13 pm
Thanks, Mooooooooooooooooooooooooster. I coulda just said "poster = derp" but that woulda been selfish.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 9:02 pm
I always learn something when Sean speaks....And I never doubt it's Validity (Thank you Sean)
Sean - April 20, 2011, 8:53 pm
Canada is your single biggest foreign source of your oil. And I'm pretty sure we charge you the going rate. So go ahead and blame the Eh-rabs. No really. Go ahead.
crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 8:34 pm
love thi5
spacedog - April 20, 2011, 8:33 pm
I like it Greeny. The poster, not the fuel prices.
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 2:54 pm
5L for the $398/gal I paid.
Airman - April 20, 2011, 1:24 pm
I filled up this morning in Denver at $3.42 a gallon.. almost 4 liters.. so you are paying over $8 a gallon!
forseti - April 20, 2011, 1:07 pm
We're paying 1,55 EURO(!) [2,25 $] a liter...
Airman - April 20, 2011, 12:39 pm
because you love us and want us to be happy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 12:14 pm
Or Canadian, I still don't get why we sell it to the US.....I'm paying $1.32 a liter while we have one of the worlds largest reserves....WTF?
Airman - April 20, 2011, 10:47 am
yes it does, but not Alaskan
forseti - April 20, 2011, 10:03 am
Doesn't that happens with Texan Oil, too?!?
Kspace - April 20, 2011, 9:14 am
5L because it's the frackin' truth.


DAVE IS TOTALLY BUSTED AND BROKE - Dude, I am not a psychic but I have a strong feeling that you are totally screwed


TAGS: dave busted broke screwed
Rating: 4.03/5

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le0001 - January 9, 2014, 1:23 pm
You're* Hehe lol!!
ian136 - August 20, 2012, 4:46 pm
llllllolololololollolololololo THATS SO LOL f***IN FUNNY
Reverie - June 12, 2011, 2:34 am
Meh both title and description could be better 0.0
Budog - June 10, 2011, 7:36 pm
LMAO !!!
Feasibly - June 10, 2011, 6:53 pm
Dear Nikki, my GF has a nice size bank account, but thanks anyway...she says "hi" back.
Sean - June 10, 2011, 12:57 pm
You think maybe this kinda thing was why Dave couldn't keep it in his ... naw, now were just blaming the victim here.
Sean - June 10, 2011, 12:56 pm
Yes, yes I was. I even lost a little sleep over it and felt deeply disappointed in Nikki, wot with her setting such a poor example fer them kids.
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:46 am
"Dear Nikki, it's YOU'RE"... Come on, I'm not the only one thinking it...
mariand - June 10, 2011, 3:54 am
LOL... awe5ome


YOU GONNA DIE -




EARTH -




SCREW IT -




PAWS - HOLY CRAP! We're screwed.




COMPETENCE -




RULE 34 - No exceptions.


TAGS: kaiba ygotas 34 rule screw
Rating: 3.23/5

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BLZ - November 20, 2011, 12:19 am
Yep add Sunglasses and Anime is OK. I've seen lots of Anime on here.


SCREWED - Has there ever been a more accurate description ?




TOOLS - The female way


TAGS: women female screwdriver hammer tool
Rating: 2.86/5

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BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 8:07 pm
Haha, at least I can laugh at this.


FEAR - The kid in the right knows it far better than you do.




POOR CHOICES -


TAGS: screw with the wrong person and it could go really bad b******
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:31 am
the chains were shopped in as well.... The original artist of the pic was awesome
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:30 am
no bunnies were harmed in the making of this motifake... the right leg was shopped to the left side
5150monkeylove - November 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
This is what happens when you search "b******" on google. I was actually looking for something to go with a "restraint" fake I was working on
ICEMAN - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Jeez. Who knew sean was into that ****?
spacedog - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Nice.


SWEET SARSAPARILLA - That ant hole seemed like a good idea. Dagum fire ants.




LIFE - Sometimes it screws you.




Between the Lines -




A LESSON LEARNED -


TAGS: dont screw with a scot
Rating: 3.89/5

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agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:34 pm
HA!!! 5L


ARROGANT KNIGHT -


TAGS: oh yer screwed now dude hey a r wake up hey
Rating: 3.46/5

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Zreiser - June 4, 2011, 5:24 am
Merely a chess wound!
McBum - March 26, 2010, 11:03 pm
Monty Python!! Woo!
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 11:06 pm
Jesus H. Tennessee Christ on a crutch. Ladies and gentlemen.... Sean has left the arena. Check and Mate.


IN MEMORY OF MY WIFE -


TAGS: her hand is set in a perm c and my accountant ts says that i am screwed so i am stuck for the rest of my life
Rating: 3.35/5

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Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 1:36 pm
hahahahahaha. this made me laugh
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:17 pm
Beautiful!!!


DREAMS -


TAGS: work hard enough and you can be a screw up at anything you want
Rating: 3.25/5

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Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:00 am
Is that YOU under the tree, MrRandom? If it is, you suck at hide 'n seek. Just sayin'.
MrRandom - September 28, 2009, 6:21 pm
And I am living proof


THE MANY WAYS TO GOD - Here they are.




SUCH A WONDERFUL DAY !! - Just wait and see how someone comes and screws everything up.


TAGS: screws
Rating: 5/5

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TEAMWORK -


TAGS: strategically applied togetherness to screw over another team as much as possible
Rating: 3.54/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 10:06 pm
LOL.... ok, ok.
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:44 pm
baby ruth
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 9:42 pm
Haitians?
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:38 pm
Any who...picking up floaters just doesn't sound right, if you know what I mean
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 9:36 pm
Then, I guess thanks are in order, MO.
MO - October 17, 2009, 9:36 pm
Right! But once they get "feet dry" we gotta send them all to Nevada. Waterwings....feet dry......that's just bad commenting....im out.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 9:33 pm
LOL... yeah, I'm lucky my girlfriend had a weather-sealed ironing board to get here... USCG was no help!
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:30 pm
Nevada Mex
MO - October 17, 2009, 9:29 pm
We're not historically into "Saving" Cubans. Or is he Mexican? I ferget.
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Oh hell, just throw him a floater ring and call Mo to go pick him up
Sean - October 17, 2009, 9:13 pm
That's precisely why we fitted you with them waterwings ... on yer ankles.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 8:16 pm
I'm not that srong a swimmer.
Sean - October 17, 2009, 8:15 pm
After the celebration party is over and the bonuses are divvied up ... sure!
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:42 pm
You're going to swing around and pick me up after... right? 5L
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:00 pm
That is a well done 5!
Sean - October 16, 2009, 4:46 pm
Voter #1 gives it a 1.


HEALTH CARE REFORM -




SCREW - It takes many to build a crib, but only one to fill it


TAGS: screw
Rating: 2.92/5

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RACETRACK - I think you're on the wrong one.


TAGS: oh **** holy crap bike car screwed
Rating: 2.78/5

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phydeaux - January 26, 2010, 12:20 am
Zombie car is HUNRY!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 7:55 pm

Zombie Car, what ya gonna do when he comes for you?


WELL AT LEAST - Bush knew how he was screwing America




realizations -




Sonic Screwdriver -


TAGS: sonic screwdriver
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - May 21, 2013, 8:30 pm

The Tenth Doctors Sonic Screwdriver, as a pen. I have one of those.


ODD -


TAGS: double negatives illegal clauses listen carefully or you re screwed
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:20 pm
The double negative makes it perfect.


TRADITION -


TAGS: screwing up sunday football
Rating: 4.6/5

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foobar - July 22, 2010, 11:51 am
5L (from a mormon!)
Reality Lord - July 21, 2010, 7:08 pm

huge...lol
Kung-Fu Devil - July 21, 2010, 10:50 am
This is amsome.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 10:48 am
Ditto Grey, this is so fukcing amsome! 5L
GreyScorpion - July 21, 2010, 10:46 am
that's some funny right there, 5L "#$%##$^!! jehovah's witnesses! why can't they show up at half time!"


REJECTION -


TAGS: thank you forseti for the pic idea i got screwed for 2nd place
Rating: 4.07/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 8:42 am
Easy to do.
forseti - September 29, 2010, 7:10 am
nice work, rerun! I'm glad I found this pic and you missunderstood my posting! ;)
AdmiralAckbar - September 28, 2010, 11:38 pm
why am I hearing Walter Sobchak
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 11:24 pm
Must everyone draw from personal experience here?
TheTrashHeap - September 28, 2010, 11:23 pm
F'd straight up the A with a 12" D.
rerun - September 28, 2010, 9:35 pm

and here I was trying to be polite, but yeah...what TTH said
TheTrashHeap - September 28, 2010, 9:28 pm
Cause she got F'd in the A Derek!
rerun - September 28, 2010, 9:24 pm

play on 2nd place & going #2 after fornication for a win.
Derek - September 28, 2010, 9:17 pm
What? Why?


DOCTORS AND SCIENTISTS -


TAGS: collegee graduates screwing around semester after semester is putting a needle in me no thanks
Rating: 3.89/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 29, 2014, 9:41 pm
Hmmm, probably worse. Probably one of “them."
EmilioDumphque - January 29, 2014, 1:57 pm
My doctor is from the "sub-continent", and has her name as co-author on important papers in medical research. I doubt she got her credentials by invitation or bribe.


WINE - Actually pretty helpful if you don't use DOS


TAGS: oh screw it
Rating: 3.8/5

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thatonechick - February 28, 2010, 11:59 am
Hukd on fonix wurkd four mee! LoL I was waiting for him to bomb some other posters, but my hopes were dashed. He's already got a warning, you know.
rerun - February 28, 2010, 11:58 am

fillament. see, I bright too
rerun - February 28, 2010, 11:58 am

with a missing fillamnet?
thatonechick - February 28, 2010, 11:54 am
DSATHeDRiZZLe: You're as bright as a 25 watt bulb


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Sure has screwed up all the good stuff...


TAGS: political correctness screwed good things
Rating: 3.6/5

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TheTrashHeap - November 25, 2010, 6:38 pm
Whats with you guys? Thanksgiving was like a month ago! Heh Heh Go Leafs!!!
Iconoclast - November 25, 2010, 6:22 pm
Probably because it is an old advertisement, from back when Native Americans, Native Peoples were referred to as Indians, even though they are not from India. Political Correctness is a feature of our current society.
agdaniele - November 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
Maybe because she's married and not cooking a real meal. I don't see it, either.
Claire - November 25, 2010, 2:34 pm
I fail to see how this is politically incorrect. I guess I just spend too much time on Motifake.


DANGER - Random accidents ahead. Life is a lottery, good luck.


TAGS: you re screwed
Rating: 3.38/5

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mariand - May 30, 2011, 3:46 pm
most of the people can't understand until it hits them...


LIFE - Eventually you get screwed




REMEMBER - Reducing air pollution is everyone's job, so let them take care of it.


TAGS: screw the planet
Rating: 3.29/5

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Gath - February 2, 2012, 8:38 pm
Ha ha ha ha... and so on.


WOMAN - A beautiful thing, a work of art until defiled by spray paint.


TAGS: dont screw with perfection
Rating: 3.07/5

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Krissie - August 17, 2010, 10:44 am
I have "spray paint", haha, but just not there (shoulder). There's someone for everyone out there :)
Faceplant31 - August 16, 2010, 6:48 pm
Meh, everyones different. A nice chest piece is always fun to look at while motoboating. All the colors blend and it seems like an acid trip or somtin... so im told.
AdmiralAckbar - August 16, 2010, 6:40 pm
I get distracted. Why mess with perfection.
Faceplant31 - August 16, 2010, 5:39 pm
I prefer chicks with "spray paint" but thats just me.


REGIGIGAS - Yes, Nintendo hates you with all their heart


TAGS: pokemon screwed humour
Rating: 2.41/5
Icalasari - September 12, 2008, 7:08 pm
In case if you aren't a sucker for detail, look at the levels of the Regigigas


NO JERKS HERE - That's what the guns are for!


TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat america u s a europe sucks screw off
Rating: 2.3/5

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HAHA - April 4, 2009, 8:15 pm
Good law biding folks here. They are protecting their families from the people who wont have there guns taken away by the goverment.
Agamemnon218 - September 26, 2008, 12:32 am
I demand equal time for people who own knives and stab people...
f - July 19, 2008, 11:47 pm
Hey, Trigger***k, you f***ing suck man
Andres - July 15, 2008, 2:59 pm
Because shooting away your problems is way more manly than resolving them, like the product of evolution you should be would.
Trigger Dick - June 2, 2008, 11:19 pm
Well until you hold a gun to a mans face, you will never know how much of a man it takes.
Mr tasty - May 28, 2008, 10:19 pm
yeah because, you know, it shows how much of a strong man you are to be able to squeeze a trigger!
GUN DICK! - May 26, 2008, 11:45 pm
If you don't own a gun... you're a p****!
Dream Police - May 18, 2008, 11:41 pm
Yeah, change "jerks" to "dorks" or "total nerds" and we're good to go.
Shtoink - May 14, 2008, 1:30 am
if owning a gun makes me a jerk... i guess im a jerk :D and PROUD of it
6x6 - May 13, 2008, 11:37 pm
An armed society is a polite society.


WINDOWS - Screwing up wherever you want to be.


TAGS: windows screw up carnival cruise ship
Rating: 1.69/5

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W - March 1, 2009, 9:11 pm
Technically, this isn't Windows screwing up. A program running under Windows has stopped responding. Microsoft did not write that program so it's probably not even their fault. You probably don't care, though, so goodbye.


Simple Math -


TAGS: men divorced screwed lightbulb
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 17, 2016, 1:19 pm
Yo momma! No wait....that's what she said. Dammit...that's what yo momma said. Aw screw it...thanks Slick.
MissPriss - April 17, 2016, 1:16 pm
Seriously 'cern...only sometimes?
Rick69 - April 17, 2016, 7:59 am
Split my sides... Just like his property.
concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:27 am
Priss sometimes you can be so hurtful, But a definite UP yours


WHEN YOU'VE FUCKED UP -




Vainglorious Revolution -


TAGS: screw your stupid revolution pinhead
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - April 11, 2017, 11:50 pm
I was feeling sick/and losing my mind/but I heard about this treatment from a good friend of mine...
JesusWept - April 11, 2017, 6:44 pm
HEY HO! LET'S GO! ^^^^^Up


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